the best christmas gift you could ever give me
- a hoodie of yours
- a plane ticket to your house so i can hug your face
- a picture of you so i can pretend you’re next to me
- something that smells like you
- you know what
- just put yourself in a box
- i’d like that the best
what would blended cucumber taste like
isn’t that an actor
I think you mean Benedict cumbersome
REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
Being sexually attractive to your significant other is a pretty big reason.
if your partner stops finding you attractive just cos you’re wearing pyjamas then they sound pretty shit anyway.